gators

so I was joking around with a friend.
I want to go to this park nearby. It has lots of gators. It wouldnt be florida if a lake didnt have them..
And I was saying we should get a bunch of us to go. More people for me to throw to the gators if I am attacked.
To make a long story short, I said I would feed him second out of 3. In the end my friend said this. (course with names that I removed)
"Lets think sensably 4 a sec. You would throw him first cause that would be the nicest thing you could do for him. You would throw your sister cause she is a pain in your ass and my nuts. Then her cause people like her get chewed up and spit out so you would be helping her and you cant throw me because I have a lot of potential, I have to record my ep, break peoples hearts, let people down, drive you crazy plus I am your ride home. I wouldnt throw you in cause its a long ride and I need someoe else for the allibi and so do you.." so on so forth.
Excuse me but doesnt that sound a bit rude and selfish? If you are honestly thinking out who you will throw to a gator first this way, I dont think I want to be around you. Not to mention I think its bullshit to talk about her like that. She is was too fucking nice. And even if he might want to die, it doenst mean you should say things like that.

Then to top it all off he sas "do you know how much as I would get being a gator attack survivor. Get a bite or scratch XD"
I pride myself on not having selfish or rude and asshole friends.
That sounds pretty selfish and crude to me.
Get a number from a girl in a fast food joint (while eating lunch with your mother) and have 2 girls hint they might want to date you and your head blows up this much?
Get the fuck over your self.
Its pissing me off.